An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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People...

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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