How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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