- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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