A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Chuck Norris.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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DEATH.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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