- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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