- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

spell backwards: taco cat

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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