Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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