The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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ur gay

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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