- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

everybody loves raymond

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Xzibit

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

The NBA and womens sports

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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