- Anti Joke

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a seal walks into a club.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL