- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Obamacare

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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