Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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