- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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