What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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2 + 2 = 4

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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VAGINA.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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