Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's white and gluey Glue

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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