Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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willie revilame

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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