Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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