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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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