Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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