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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what does a chair look like? a chair.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

whats 69+2? 71

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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