Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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