1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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