You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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drugs.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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world peace

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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