- Anti Joke

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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