- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

a man checks his mypsace

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

you lose.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.