- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

He--Hey guys

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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