A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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tee hee

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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identical jokes get different votes.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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