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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

The dewey decimal system

you suck

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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