- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Penis.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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