Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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