Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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