How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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I died shortly after writing this.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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