Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Wigan.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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