- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A train poops its pants.

oooh look a banshee

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

9/11

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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