Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

guess what what that wasnt it

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

canada

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Refrigerator

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A sober Amy Winehouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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