- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

LIFE :(

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Wait what? I did not type that!

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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