A blind man walks into a wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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