what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

guest what i love pancakes

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Why was the woman?

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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