- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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