What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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