why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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