- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

bryden is a faggot

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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