How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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split your ass cheek

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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