The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Hahaha

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Anti Joke

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