- Anti Joke

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What is my name? I dont know

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

learn. advance!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Roses come in a variety of colors.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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