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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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