What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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