- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Penis.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

My kids are mistakes.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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