A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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