- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Hey, Max!!

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Hi

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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